The box sat there, impassive and silent, like a judge just before he pronounces a death sentence
The door knocker cracked against the hard wood, pulling me from my slumber like an angry lover. I stumbled through the fog and haze of the early morning and opened the door. Continue reading
The burning bag of HELL!!! (okay, it isn’t burning. But it’s still diabolical!)
This morning a demon walked up to my door and plonked a package in my hands. Actually that’s a lie. It wasn’t a demon. But he was handing me a key to hell itself! Continue reading
“What to do you see when you’re in the dark, and the demons come?”
So yesterday I sat down to write the first blog post on here in nearly an age. It was going to be all about Max Payne 3. Continue reading
Today I picked up a copy of the London Evening Standard. I amused myself by perusing through its pages, noting that perhaps settling the entire London mayoral race with a fistfight in a lift might be the best way to go about things. Then I turned to page 11 and wanted to punch myself in the throat. Continue reading
RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Usually, after I’ve completed a video game, I mull over what I’ve just experienced.
I examine what I think and feel about the game I’ve just completed and then try to
work out my reasons for doing so. I then either eject the game (mostly) or play it
again – as I did in the case of say, BioShock or Mass Effect 2.
I didn’t do that with Catherine. Continue reading
I'm talking rubbish... again...
The other day I received an email from One Life Left telling me that they needed a contestant to come dead last on their quiz show. I duly stepped into the breach. Continue reading
See that? Yeah, that's me pwning the apocalypse!
I finished I Am Alive last night. Continue reading
